Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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