Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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