I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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