I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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