That's intense
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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