im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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