yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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