The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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