We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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