I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
This is not my ceiling
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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