Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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