So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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