Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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