i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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