He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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