but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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