I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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