I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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