this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
