You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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