the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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