Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Blood and glitter go together right?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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