what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
where are you?
Hypothermia
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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