it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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