I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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