Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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