I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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