that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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