please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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