feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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