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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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