Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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