my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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