Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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