quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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