North Korea, Best Korea!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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