this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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