You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
