can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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