i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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