My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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