How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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