So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Two words: nipple clamps
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