I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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