he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im six kinds of drunk right now
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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