I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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