Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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