U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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