If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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