so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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