if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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